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Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

957 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2012 20:37

Bah.

I may abstain.

OP posts:
lostinwales · 15/02/2012 21:22

Stuffed courgette flowers always make me think of tight foreskins in small boys (I'm in the mood to over share tonight)

DuffyMoon · 15/02/2012 21:22

talking of slappable...

why are the women so annoying...and most of the men

GlitterKitty · 15/02/2012 21:23

She is err.... I still dont know names. Have only just learned Tom & Aki,

livealoha · 15/02/2012 21:23

Ooh good comments for shelina - too smug though

ObviouslyOblivious · 15/02/2012 21:23

That's a dog's dinner

DuffyMoon · 15/02/2012 21:23

i dont know all there names other than tom and aki - that is the level of their insipidness

mousymouseafraidofdogs · 15/02/2012 21:23

behind those eyes: I want to smother tom betwen my ample bosoms...

TwoIfBySea · 15/02/2012 21:23

I cannot imagine any of these people getting past the first round on Masterchef Australia.

I am going to do my tv some damage if Aki doesn't stop that bloody gurning though, does she think she is anime? Trying to do that sweet, innocent Japanese schoolgirl thing only works with fetish crowd. And the weird chewing of every word she says...argh!

Emma needs to go, she can't stop screwing up.

DuffyMoon · 15/02/2012 21:24

shelina !! - thats the one who is slappable - the one from mauritius

GlitterKitty · 15/02/2012 21:24

'I am fighting even to taste a turnip' Eamonn has broken bossy chefs heart.

LaTristesse · 15/02/2012 21:24

Emma was shit, Aki is annoying, Shelina is smug

beanandspud · 15/02/2012 21:24

Lostinwales - we were happily discussing Tom's pubes - no such thing as over-sharing in this house.

ObviouslyOblivious · 15/02/2012 21:24

Sorry, Eammon's dish is a dog's dinner.

lostinwales · 15/02/2012 21:24

Oh man and they are all so crap that gurning girl will be staying in.

TwoIfBySea · 15/02/2012 21:24

lostinwales thanks for the image! Now I'll be chortling at the thought while everyone thinks I'm going mad!

GlitterKitty · 15/02/2012 21:25

Shhelina thats right. They loved hers. She gloated.

Who is other woman, scottish one? Hers was wet.

livealoha · 15/02/2012 21:25

Oops broken heart Sad

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 15/02/2012 21:25

Shaleena is smug and too perfect, Aki is super annoying and beyond that no idea and don't actually care that much

ObviouslyOblivious · 15/02/2012 21:26

Masterchef has broken my heart :(
I used to love it. Now I can't stop comparing it to the Australian series, and at the same time this one has got really shit due to the changes.

GlitterKitty · 15/02/2012 21:26

Tom looks lovely in that blue.

Jux · 15/02/2012 21:26

Lost, if you could cope with her winning, it would mean she was forever behind the Kitchen Door, whereas otherwise you are running the risk of generations of students being lectured at her knees, picking up those pearls of mathematical/astro-physical wisdom. Or even, the aliens meeting her FIRST.

You can be as annoyed as you like though, I will allow it

lostinwales · 15/02/2012 21:26

Ooh yes, that Tom is quite cute, how did I miss him. Yay, he's still in Grin

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 15/02/2012 21:27

Emma to go surely

lostinwales · 15/02/2012 21:28

Fair enough Jux, but just imagine if she won masterchef and got a TV series about it huh? What would we do then?