How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

She's been on the POD makeover/under thing.

Oh, I like business mum.

Harry's going to have a few ISHOO's isn't he. His mum wants him to stay single.

I think she was on that Cherry wotsit programme, wasn't she? The one which wasn't about breastfeeding. Does that help? :)

Gawd theres got to be easier ways to make a quick buck than that. Ouchy.

Thanks merrylegs that was bugging me!

Pole dancers rock!! I'd love to be one, keeps you really fit.

Swear stripper mum was on Snog Marry Avoid earlier.

Not that I've been watching rubbish all day...

here she is.

Her ringtone!!!!!!!!!!

Ermmm except when they have that ringtone Poor lad.

Poor boy

oh god, that poor lad

oh that poor poor boy

She was meant to be 34 on Snog etc but the public said she was 40 with all that slap on. OMG poor boy, mortified!

What, how is that healthy poor poor kid

Oh poor Harry.

Her ring tone is an orgasm noise? And she doesn't care?

Great mother.

Poor boy! How embarrassing is that!

Oh poor Harry.

Nice 'aahse

I haven't watched Snog, Marry, Avoid, I wonder if she has been on something else?
Maybe she is a serial TV-wannabe.

poor harry looks about 35

Want to slap this stupid bitch. And adopt her poor boys.

Oh poor boy