BIGGEST LOSERS SEASON 3! Anyone in? Tears, laughter, rows, vomiting in buckets?

[TheScarlettPimpernel]

Starts in 9 minutes so get the Pringles

I've been doing sit ups in the advert breaks to make up for the chocolate that I stole off the kids earlier

You might get a lovely surprise, matey.

I am worried because my GOD I have tried hard, and consequently if I don't lose my 2lb there will actually be flying snot. So there.

Oh god you aren't Gerald are you

Thinking it will definitely might be too little too late. Ooops.

I've got until friday to my weigh in, which is lucky as I've managed to put on weight since last time.

I am so pleased they have spared the wgite team the humiliation of matching cycling shorts.

Black team will be fine as long as Gerard has had a poo.

The white sports bras make them look really saggy

Go Blues!!

I hope he's had a dump

Holy fuck he has a bigger pair of boobs than I do.

Oh Lord yes, Gerald and his constipation problems

I just realised the hob's been on for about 3 hours. Wondered why the house felt so warm

He didn't manage it then.

He's got to go this week

Why isn't he more pleased for his GF?

Yay for Paula, mind you she will lose a HUGE amount of weight if she got rid of Gerard.

D'you ever wonder how they all get the time off work to do this? Can you imagine explaining it to your line manager

Bet he's a bit of a wet blanket in the sack

It's a hard one - that miserable catty bitch or Gerard. Can't they both go?

That Jessie's a bitch

Arf at I fear for his safety

Well I am struggling to see how they managed sex at their previous size.

Hand me the Cillit Bang Cheese: I need to clean out my mind's eye

OH GOD I WANT TO PUNCH THAT GIRL SO HARD

God she's vile

If he's picked Laura there's no fucking justice

Sorry

They are going to vote out lovely laura