X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

Hmm they'd better get Caroline Flack out of that audience pronto. No 17 year old boy is safe!

Iss my Lidl Muffins.

Lord, but she's thick. You can just tell, can't you?

Fuck foff with the muffins!

LoveChristmas, go put your garlic bread in the oven

Marcus did some nice colouring in.

Fuck you Dullisa. Just fuck you

rear view of judges

Was tweeted to show the bow in Dull Lisa's dress but check out Barry's too tight trews. Has he been at Craig's biscuits?

Stop effing crying

Is Dullisa mocking cheryl with the little muffins geordie thing?

I can't stand the little muffins bit either. It makes no sense.

Ahha, at Bazza's trews. He's got the posh boy blazer-arse.

Garlic bread

Bloody hell, Jesy's face is the colour of a mahogany sideboard.

God I absolutely abhor and detest these gratuitously over-dramatised family reunion VTs.

Barry looks small but perfectly formed from that angle

No really, just stop crying

Gary is trying to win extra votes for Marcus with his bootylicious trews.

Bloody hell- just sing, for gods sake!!

I loved the one of these where Simon Cowell went to someones house and had to eat Angel Delight.

Now tulisa's crying! Are they all unhinged??

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer

DH was in South Shields this week. Asked if he had seen lidl muffins, said he had seen loads of girls with perma tans around.

Erm- ok.

'All begun' shit

jelly

Aw, Jesy, you'll be allowed to wear shorts again if you don't win.