X FACTOR THREAD - RADIO GAGA WEEK

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So, the questions on everyone's lips.....?

Who will replace Skanky?

Will Kitty ever find her missing trousers?

Will Gary find his sense of humour?

Will Kelly stop putting Tulisa it down?

And when the actual fuck will Dermie learn to colour coordinate his footwear with his clothes

i'm not your biggest fan biscuit boy, sorry

why do they have to slow everything down to a bland ballad. Christ- this song might kill me off with boredom.

What the actual fuck does he look like though?

The trousers are scarily tight on the crotch...not that I was looking for it, but it was right there in the middle of the screen, glaring at me!

How does he have more chins than before Gary starting caging him at night?

I have serenaded a Greggs sausage rolll before now and it was much more emotional than this

they're fecking gorgeous SPB

A turn on???

is it me or is he sort of channelling David Brent does X factor?

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chest shaver!

err, yuk

he looks like a well proportioned fellow I went out with in my early twenties, who claimed it needed a big hammer to drive in a big nail,

LeBof - totally totally see Rick Astley, brilliant

He looks a bit like Ricky Gervais tonight.

He seems to have a man-camel-toe

Am amusing myself by substititing 'paparazzi' with garibaldi

HE IS WEARING BLUSHER!!!

I quite liked that.

Craig squashed it, not smashed it.

He's doing that sincere thing with claspy hands and a pleading expression.

I'm imagining a big cake hovering in his eyeline.

Muck on a stick. Gary's only on his feet to give his piles a rest.

gary looks like a balloon went off in his trousers

lol @ catgirl1976

But if he was singing about greggs he'd be much more passionate surely?