X-FACTOR- Hallowe'en Special- It's FRIGHT night (or should that be FIGHT??)!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

So, Kelly has pulled out of tonight's show as she is 'ill'.[hhmm]

Tulisa and Kelly aren't speaking to each other, and Kelly has been criticised for going to the States this week and not 'mentoring'.

All very convenient, methinks.

anyhoooooo- ther first song spoiler/rumour i heard was Kitty is doing the Eurythmic's 'Sweet Dreams'- but the Marilyn Manson version. Ok then.

Surely Tulisa can't mess this up?

and who do we think will do 'Thriller'??[hgrin]

PM PM PM

bet it's a ploy to bring out all the lurkers ;)

YY. Kelly died years ago as it happens, she has been a zombie for the past 18 months. Only now has her spirit been released. All that about her going over? Not America. Passing over She's 30% metal, 70% turpentine and stuffing now.

Oh please please can someone PM me? I lurk every week and haven't even watched the show this week as we have fucking friends to stay for the weekend (selfish sods) [hgrin]

Janet looks as if she is going to fall asleep any minute.

Yes, we shall have to have more interesting gossip to lure out the lurkers next week.

It was funny from some one over at. Stuart's blog on the guardian to say that misha looked like a little rhinoceros emerging from a vagina

Another lurker (sorry !). Any chance of the PM please ?? [hgrin]

that explains the make up! she's sprayed with a car paint air gun like in Death Becomes Her

Yup. Wait for the head rotating like an owl when Tulisa pisses her off again.
All this 'gym' visits? Re-stuffing.

I promise to post more now I have the PM. Ta very muchly. Problem is we watch it on catch up to avoid the ads!

DH and I have just wet ourselves at the rhino vag comment :grin:

Thanks v much for PMs ladies, that's pretty shocking. And yes I promise to vote for Marcus and will also post next week!

Pllleeaaassseeeee can someone PM me too. I am not a lurker if this helps!!! Thanks!

Thanks for PM.... awful.

Another lurker, please can I have a PM please.

Marcus to win.

Frankie knobozza out.

Booof you do realise that not only do the lurkers want the PM but now it's discussion of the day all of MN will want it

more importantly they will see your boobies

mind you if my norks looked like that I'd definitely want all of MN to see them

Hahaaaa

could someone PM me please if only because Dh as at The Arctic Monkeys listening to "proper" music.

And I would post but I record XF and watch it back later on (like now) without adverts & Mr O'Dreary

lame excuse I know but PLEASE pm me! I probably know someone who could get you cocky's phone number...

LeBoof [hshock]

Ooh PM please [hgrin]

I always get drawn into these things!

Thank you for the PM. Nice [hhmm]

You do all amuse me greatly every week. I don't post because a) I am nowhere near as witty as y'all and b) we have to watch on delay to fast forward the adverts.

I LOVE Dermie but my toes were curling at that "dance" routine. Why ?? Just why ?

Is anyone watching the US X Factor ?

The Risk Michael will be spinning, flat and dull in trouble
Johnny Creepy just creepy
Sophie Nice voice dull dull song in trouble
Marcus Average a bit camp
Janet dreadful, predictable, lifeless
Mischa Also very predictable. Just dont like her
Picknmix surprisingly good
Kitty Watchable in a weird lady gaga way can sing
Craig Yawn, nothing about him, mannerisms of a woman when he sings