X-FACTOR- Hallowe'en Special- It's FRIGHT night (or should that be FIGHT??)!

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So, Kelly has pulled out of tonight's show as she is 'ill'.[hhmm]

Tulisa and Kelly aren't speaking to each other, and Kelly has been criticised for going to the States this week and not 'mentoring'.

All very convenient, methinks.

anyhoooooo- ther first song spoiler/rumour i heard was Kitty is doing the Eurythmic's 'Sweet Dreams'- but the Marilyn Manson version. Ok then.

Surely Tulisa can't mess this up?

and who do we think will do 'Thriller'??[hgrin]

I know what to expect too Gary. Fey, affected nonsense with a side order of faux-simpery nervousness.

Oh Lordy...Alexandra....shurrup

She always has that red setter expression (as in the Stephen Appleby cartoon where the red setter always looks the same regardless of happy, distraught, excited etc)

Why does Louis keep doing impressions of Kelly?

I ask for one pm and three come at once.
Tis like buses.
Thanks folks.
And Janet was dull, dull dull.
She does look lovely though.

Alexander. Nooooooo!!!

Let's hope Alexander doesn't wrap her thighs around Janet. I'm visualising a gory boa constrictor-style death.

Lovelies I got the PM who is the claggy one! Vile stuff

Aghhhhh! No shoes bingo!

Does this really not finish for another 45 minutes? I think I might lose the will to live.

she comes over like a little madam blinking big soft eyes

Whats going on this week have they all been given orders from above to be as nice and as untruthfull as possible

I wish a giant boot would come down and squash smug, patronising Alexandra 'knows next to nothing about anything' Burke

Don't really get why they got alex in, she's not worked with the girls so she has no reason for being there.

Oh god, it's Cock-oozer.

Grim, the cock-oozer. Fuck the fuck orf.

i was slightly surprised then when he called him cocozza, was fully expecting him to be called cockoozer.

Pam- you haven't been putting the hours in! I'm not telling you

My goldfish has more energy than Janet

Frankie- don't bother. The answer to your question is 'GO'

And although I dislike Robbie, there is noooo comparison with him and Frankie. Robbie waited until he left Take That before he went off the rails a bit, he wasn't that stupid.

Frankie's eyebrows are melding with his hair.

eh? has Gary been told off for encouraging cockoozers promiscuity because he was loving it last week 'lock up your daughters' etc

As hoping Simon would have guested tonight!

feck it's frankencock