X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

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...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

Glinty sex eye... Lol!

damn you, strike outs!

Good lord. Is that a furries computer game for perves? Blimey.

God, I've missed this thread. Good to be back.

I'm starting to wonder if this will be the last x factor. I mean, how low can they go?

They should recruit the next panel from this thread.

Are we Ivanta? How so? Do we look alike? I hope so, you sound v glam

Ivanta... I agree Bazza does look like he is filthy in the bedroom

Ooh ooh ooh pick me! I would luff to be a judge!!

Do you mean he leaves his dirty knickers lieing about, forehead?

ivanta - i can see your barry sex-winky eye thing! i agree

we just seem to agree on so much, Sue, it's very comforting. I am not glam but I have pink hair and a leopardy coat so pretend to be..

God that Thomson as had me welling up. I must be premenstrual .

That holiday ad was deeply inappropriate- narrated by a traumatised child who walks in on his parents collapsed after a night of frantic rimming. Just so wrong.

It's true, Gary's eyes look like they're lying and sad, think he's so over it already and Tulisa is shit not very good at acting so their interactions aren't even believable. It is ridiculously staged and cole and cowell will be back next year and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Now when is big brother on??

I love this girl!

Oh no not the clicky thing. We're British!

We are as one on all things but Wanger Ivanta

Wow. Liz Taylor wants her eyebrows back.

that's Boots in Manchester- bet they moved her sharpish!!

I despise finger clicking crap. Particularly when done by tyra banks, but it seems to be more general too.

And if that wasn't controversial enough, I like Kitty.

at Bof. Cos frantic rimming is the worst

Glinty sex eye - watch out for it, he makes his face smile without his mouth moving and eyes go all glinty sex eye.

he might be filthy, but from his hand banging on the table tendency and his dancing abilities, i can't imagine him being that good