X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

Um, Louis, it really isn't showing off his falsetto. At least, not in a good way.

well not 'do'

LittleWhiteWhereWolf I'm coming to join you. It's making me sad that so many people (judges/producers/acts/twat-friends on facebook) don't know what rock is, and - worse - are just taking the piss

"you nailed it, Johnny!"

scotgirl it really is crap

Or Mr Slugworth from Willy Wonka, on his night off.

Johnny doing Pulp :o. That would be quite, quite brilliant.

One of the better acts tonight which says it all

'proper rock song' how does Tulisa know?????

Hahaaaaaa- everybody loves him

Did she just say "you sang it like a rock star"? WTF???

DH thinks Johnny looks like a cross between Dr Doofenschmirtz and Squidward Tentacles.

the only act that drew me away from mumsnet for a few seconds!

Crying at reading glasses

At least he took the lanyard off

Oh my good god. At 38 weeks pregnant I have no choice but to watch the twaturday night shit. But seriously, this is a bridge too far ...

He does totally look like Anne Robinson

Hassled, oh yes. Yes.

I do love Barry.

Excellent song choice for Johnny!

Aw I think he's luffly [hsmile] and entertaining. Imagine him on stage at G.A.Y.

He does look like squidward!