X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

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...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

But I hate the slimy gravy cow.

I've been watching on catch-up and reading this thread...HOORAY, I've caught up! :)

Yes, this thread is all that keeps me going.

Genuine question - why are they so shit this year? Lack of talent, shit mentoring, crap songs, crap styling, poor judges?

Fair play on him for admitting it -although everyone knew it anyway-- but he's still lying. That performance was shit. He knows it, we know it, even Cock Oozer knew it.

But when they admit to lying it shows what a farce the whole programme is. Cock oozzer will now be on the sleb version of every tv programme, already pity the poor people who will have to eat his food on cone dine with me.

Gary would DEFINITELY have a man bag.

It does look horrible herbie. Do you think they're trying to make people who can't cook feel better, as anything they turn out will inevitably look more appetising?

Marcus is talented

And that flat over the bookies really isn't very nice. I hope he does well.

That gravy cow ad reminds me of a certain poster who cannot be named.

Cowell will be back on the phone tearing a strip off Barry after that little confession.

Oh, I don't give a shite about him lying or not. I am just cross at how stupid they think people are, in general.

Excellent point re CDWM. On the plus- maybe he'll get left in the jungle?

I think they've finally run out of talented people, this is the best they could do

LEE that's what I thought! But thought I'd better look the udder way....

I like to see Garry's man bag

BoF Marcus was definitely the best of the night so far

I'm not a Take That fan but I quite like the rough looking one who likes older women.

He'll be on the next Celebrity BB that starts in January.

Anyone else think that Tulisa is starting to look like a Super Nanny ?!!!

He was, but there isn't really any competition.