X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

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...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

well my pj bottoms have a hole in the gusset and i'm wrapped up in one of those blankets with the arms in

right then say cool, I'll wake DD1 up (age 3) and she can do my make-up.

Chip Shop Sophie rocking it old skool. Or On Stool. One of them.

I think DS1 would be devastated if I tried to sell his DSi. He's got a 3DS but he still uses the DSi too. No idea why.

I thought that all bar stools would have been burnt after demand slumped when Westlife split up?

Tulisa won't like this - no heavy guitar riffs.

they had some off cuts left from Sami's dress then

Sophie looks the most rocky so far. Sadly she isn't singing this very well. Diction pants and it isn't very rocky. How do you sing Bon Jovi without being rocky?

Oh dear. They got a BOGOF with Gerry's dress and gave Soph the troosers. Another mistake I feel.

What's with the turning rock songs into ballads?

I'm so boooooooooooooored. And I'm the world's biggest xfactor fan.

Speed it up!

Sorry for butting in

I like this better than the original but I hate Bon jovi with a passion so that may be why, except when I'm drunk

Do you need leather trousers to sing ballads?

I think I may actually slip in to a coma at any second zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sing it like a rock song FFs

My kids are screaming it at the top of their voices

Y poor ears

Looks like if a few of us got together we'd be working that Rythmix vibe

It seems she just can't be arsed to sing some of the lines properly.

Not the best version.

Seriously, pick a (soft)rock song and make it not rock. Even softer.

So, Tulisa, tell kelly this ain't rock- no guitars, innit.

WTF!!!!

Guns and roses ruined and now Bon Jovi?!

Ffs this is the worst week EVER!!!

Now Amelia would have done this justice!

Yawn. I am stabbing myself to relieve the tedium.