X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

I always get Salt N Peppa mixed up with Mel N Kim. Or N Kim as they are now known.

That was so not rock

Aaaah - 'rocky guitar riffs' are all it needs. What are you on about, Tulisa?

am I too old or are their clothes really wierdly mismatching and unrelated and clashing and badly fitting....?

Ah - they were OK

Oh yeah, the chocolate is nice. It's not nice with alcoholic ginger beer though. I blame the ginger beer. I have no idea how it came to be lurking at the back of the fridge.

what the actual fuck have they dressed Sami in???

Pag I was impressed but I thought you just got it from the spoiler upthread

Yawn. Contrived tiffs. As if the song choices were news to them: they've already said they watch rehearsals. Noggin-heads.

She looks like some sort of Viking Queen (possibly with a penchant for S&M)

Tulisa feels a right twat, you can tell

Think the memo this week was fights = ratings going up

Well according to Wikipedia:
Having previously done country, pop-rock and hard electro,[62] she had a clear idea of the electropop sound that she wanted for her debut album.[23] The genre was popular at the time, with many of her peers releasing similar output as well.[32] Both of her albums are of the genre with catchy hooks and synthesized productions recalling old videogame music,[30][63][64] also incorporating elements from other genres.
So electropop then. Which is not rock.

It is K$sha (dollar sign deliberate)

Which says all you need to know....

Snice: the clothes are dire. Yes. But I am also old, so that doesn't help.

They are not old enough to know what rock is!

Snice- that's because they have to spend all week hiding from Frankie Cockoozer in the coat cupboard, and only have time to grab whatever they were under.

Mean LeBooof

snice you are old and do not Get It. I am currently embracing a similar vibe by wearing PJ trousers, a longish red top that really clashes and a big fluffy cardigan. And spotty socks.

Rebecca was Ace. None of the acts are as good as her this year.

snort @ 'N Kim'

(cos I can never remember which one died)

I like Kelly's pronounciation of "Erro-smeeth"

Lebooof I heard on local radio that Jason Manford was playing at a venue local to me last week, and when I heard his name I thought of you .