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harrietthespook · 11/10/2011 22:20

Ladies....as we were?

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AKMD · 14/10/2011 09:59

The confrontation between Sir R. and Mary isn't mentioned in the spoiler above. Am I allowed to be dubious?

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 10:00

Rips!

period drama genteel anal sex with a turk research. only on MN.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 10:01

membrum virulae

is that something to Not Google

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/10/2011 11:15

Possibly, I'll ask DH. He'll be back here in approximately nine hours

harrietthespook · 14/10/2011 11:57

I think they might have been in full mourning for William...The actor who plays Matthew is in the Christmas special (as a ghost??? who knows????)

JF is a sadist. Anyway, it's a good thing the British are accustomed to disappointment if he does cop it...how the Yanks will take it is another matter (being an Anglo Yank myself)...

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harrietthespook · 14/10/2011 11:58

Where's Diddl these days anyway?

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harrietthespook · 14/10/2011 12:00

AKMD - I agree the spoiler posted here doesn't mention Sir R and it was such a big part of the trailer...but then it's bizarre that the pictures that have come out about Ep 5 have had nothing to do with the trailer theme...or is that typical of this series...

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mrsruffallo · 14/10/2011 12:04

I have it. It's Carson that dies. Remember the recent dizzy spell?

diddl · 14/10/2011 12:09

Hello!

Grin
ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/10/2011 12:19

No, it can't be Carson. He is a cheeky Charlie. Carson needs a love interest before the series ends.
Obviously he'll be catching the jizz that Matt produces after having his prostate stimulated, but he needs an ejaculatory means himself

harrietthespook · 14/10/2011 12:25

Carson spanking Mrs Hughes with the shoehorn?

Carson getting spanked by Mrs Hughes with the shoehorn?

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mrsruffallo · 14/10/2011 12:26

He's not in the trailer.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:27

RipS!!

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:28

is he not in the trailer because he's dead!!

rip carson.

then masterbates can be butler; molecreep as valet

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:28

molecreep and masterbates then can duel over anna....with the shoehorn.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:29

maybe o'brien dies of internal sourness

mrsruffallo · 14/10/2011 12:30

I think the gels need to keep the wounded soldiers' peckers up

mrsruffallo · 14/10/2011 12:31

Surely Mary was asleep and Thomas shagged The Turk

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:31

hmmmm. ethel did that. bet she regrets it now

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/10/2011 12:32

Which is why my introduction of the brothel is genuis.
Slut maid can be madam and sour O'Brian can be the money taker. It can be sited in Isobels soup kitchen.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 12:33

didnt the turk refuse thomas,.

a 3-way with thomas/ pickle / mary would increase viewer levels, adverts or no

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/10/2011 12:55

I think you could be onto something their Psychic, I am imagining a special room (perhaps the special cupboard) in Izzy's house with manacles, mirrors and butt plugs for the more discerning customer.

LeBOOOf · 14/10/2011 12:57

No, no, it has to be in Patmore's sitting room, because it has an audio chamber, and they could drill a peephole.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 13:00

an audio chamber ? que?

ThePsychicSatsuma · 14/10/2011 13:02

surely both william and carson cannot die?

also Isoble going away which seems random odd and ill-explained at the mo; will turn out to be crucial for the story -

so who will she save/ meet in france?