Downton Abbey

[harrietthespook]

Ladies....as we were?

Maybe they use the shoehorn as a willy splint?

bellowed at vixsatis's regrowing willie
mary would be praying to santa for that one

I believe I was the first dirtypiece on here to insinuate a willy injury, non?

aaaaah poor willie. rub it better, mary

yy, Mary lost her virginity to a corpse and now will have to try and breathe life into Matthew's poor willy.

'shoehorn as willy splint' holy guacamole that is awesome. Imagine Violet -

'what good do you think that'll do, Mary? it must be tighter '

Can here the Dowager now..........

HEAR

It must be resurrected
He is too nice to be impotent.
He will recover his faculties,all right....

All will be solved by some Christmas magic and a Willy splint

Not much use having a splint if his cock has been blown off though? It's only recently that genital shields have been introduced to the current services uniform. Imagine a huge metal jockstrap to be worn underneath what was, virtually, everyday trousers.
I think it is possible that Daisy will marry William, fall pregnant and Mary and Gary will nick the baby and claim it as their own.
Mary will have realised Matts failings in the bedroom dept despite the willy splint and have been plotting for months to get an heir. From somewhere. I don't think she is particuarly scrupulous.
The baby will be found not to be theirs when it grows up with a face like a Jersey Royal.

Thank god it wasn't Williams willy that was damaged .....the word games we'd have had with that!!

Tbh, I think Matthew will recover without the help of a Willy splint. I'm guessing they will say that he can have kids because of the paralysis rather than any physical damage, and he will recover from the paralysis at Christmas.

Yep, recover from paralysis like you do.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2048641/Downton-Abbey-Highclere-Castle-transformed-hospital-war.html

Apologies for it being from the Daily Mail :)

I've had another idea about the procreation. The shoe horn could be used as a prostate tickler to prompt ejaculation. Luckily, Matthew is paralysed so won't feel it being slid up his back passage. Obviously he'll see the cup which Carson will be holding to collect his jizz.

came on tv last night ....is it Lavinia? Had a quick google but nothing came up....

Well yes recovery from paralysis is unlikely but I bet in Downton world it will happen.

The thing is, in the trailer for the next episode everyone was wearing full mourning. They wouldn't be wearing that for William. Unless it was all the same day and they had attended his funeral?

1 paralysed sexy handsome man + 1 shoehorn = very rude ideas on how to create an heir

AKMD the way the time flies in downton, probs he dies and has the funeral in the same 4 minutes; plus Lavvie is dispatched, mrs Ex-Oirish Bates threatens and Mary speaks to Sir Richard her press mouthpiece. gosh it's all a disaster waiting to happen, innit

arf at 'jersey royal' head

q- How does William's head look so much like a potato?

a - it's in the eyes

mortblack - I doubt that is our feeble little Lavvie

Oh boom boom Psychic.
DH is arriving from Antwerp tonight. I will be revisiting the Pamuk and Mary bedroom scene to assertain whether it was up the bum.
If it was, and I'm not too late, I will wire/telegram JF to advise him that that would get Matt's paralysed memrum virulae back up and ready for action in no time. All that is needed is Mary to describe in detail how the cad abused her.

quite like the name 'Almina'

membrum doh. DH is a classisist and has taught me the latin for private parts.