X-Factor- The Results: Let's Twist again!!

[Raahh]

Am at a loss as to how they will fill and hour, without a public vote and bottom 2 sing-off.

'Blanked it out'. You can also sue for the psychological trauma.

I just can't get over the make up on this show! Amelia lilly's eyes were so heavy she looked like a doll who you'd have to tip backwards and quickly pull upright again just to get her eyes to open. Her hair looked like my Girl's World after I took a felt tip to it.

PMSL at walk of shame and blow job lippy on two shoes

And the judges! Kelly had that ridiculous nose slimming make up trick that the kardashians do which involves painting a vertical White stripe down the middle and colouring the sides in dark brown. It's about as subtle as boy George hiding his fat neck by painting it black!

I may have seen some of Richard and Judy with Pip and Holly WibblyBooby this week when 'working from home' and Amelia was on giving it the 'tude. She looked a right stroppy madam. Two Shoes were just the same and I may have fallen asleep when the other fella spoke.

Emma Royd is bringing the LULZ.

I heared this morning that Simon had asked Noel Gallagher to be a judge and he said no way! He added that he just couldn't have them crying their eyes out in his kitchen. Hilarious.

I also heard a rumour (a friend of a friend is on the production team) The Singing Potato aka Frankie, is boffing one of the girls in the final 12.

He was shagging Amelia, definitely. I expect he'll move on to Janet next. And do we have a paternity test for 2shoes?

what is LULZ?

Yes cock-oozer is having a 'secret romance' with amelia but also sexting Holly from Geordie Shore. Check out the picture of him and amelia on the sofa, he looks like he is about to push her head down so she can nosh him off

sofa nosh

Who the fuck is Holly Geordie Shore? And if she's eighteen, I'm an Eskimo. Blimey, she looks like she could be Liz MacDonald's evil, breastier twin.

Oh the irony, Matt Cardie having freshly applied a generous amount of Just For Men and some lovely fake tattoos cringes at his styling on XFactor.

cardie cringes

Don't think my link worked, its on Daily Mail showbiz along with Clagnut 'reigniting a feud' with Louis Walsh. I didn't know they had a feud. I bet Louis has no idea who she is.