X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

bet wagner hates how well jedward have done

Is this boat advert for tampons?

I love Jedward! A true success story.

Oh, Twinings. Nearly.

Both have a string

Twinings. A tea for every moment of lesbian angst.

i saw a repeat of them on buzzcocks - ooh they give good evils

i also watched eurovision for the first time in years just for them

They were on 8 out of 10 cats and I realised that they are being funny on purpose. Until then I thought they were just drunk all the time.

And they do give very good evils. I want twin sons and I will call them John and Edward and teach them to do that before they can speak.

BOF :o

they play up to their dumbness, they embrace it. its a waiting game how long till one cracks and admits they're not thick and wants a real haircut

If it comes to it, you could get a pair of guinea pigs that would give it a decent stab, toddlerama. In case the twin plan doesn't come off.

best dress them in matching red rubber suits

I don't think that will happen. I reckon they'll be like H from Steps - retaining one image for decades and forcing it on panto goers.

Not keen on her, bit shouty.

Tennis dad.

Why do I not have highlighter-pink lipstick? Is this a new thing?

Guinea pigs would probably be easier. I'll do that. They have strange partings so I can probably get their hair to stand up too.

she has an Aguilera sound to her

H from steps is trying to become a dad. I read that the other day.

oh god dont mention H - he's doing a play just now in my town im scared i'll see him in town..

YES to Tennis dad! She will be banished from the family if she doesn't go through.

Ok, like her better today, but can someone re-do her make up

she walks like a Gaffer

It is Sue, yes. Do you have the 2 pairs of false eyelashes yet? The perfect pairing.

ooh shouty 16 yr old was quite good, i like her.