X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

I'm judging if you love Robbie. Sorry, can't help it.

I am loving Gary's house

It's Robbie's real house isn't it? Am sure I read that somewhere.

"We've tried every possible way to make it. We've written to producers, labels..."

Did you try singing? Doing some gigs? Anything like that????

Argh. Husband is blathering.

Kitty's eyes are terrifying.

Boring, they're not bad. I shall have to restrict myself to personal comments

Can the ohters sing too? Or just the guy in the middle?

wtf is Willybooby doing advertising in the break???

Keys are so luvvvverly

Keyboard Man is feeling it. I wouldn't mind feeling Keyboard Man, as it goes.

Oooh that keyboard player was really feeling it

"Kitty's eyes are terrifying." That's because they're a window to her soul, Alistron.

I wanted that to be italic. Am crap at MN

How many knock backs has a 17 year old had?

Meh. Next.

Soul? Don't make me larf. Dark swirling pit of self-involved malevolence and confusion, praps.

Ah, the creepy couple...

6th form can be croo-el leBof

I wouldn't say I love Robbie but he is incredibly fascinating.

Boy Girl group not going to work

No, Sue - she got soul - she does the soul hand movement (c) Mariah Carey and EVERYTHING.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING!!!??? Suck it up. If I was a judge, anyone who cried in their interview would go home.

Tulisa has a poker face, doesn't she.