The X Factor WEEK 4 / Barry Lovers Welcome Thread

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Double bill this week people.

2 nights of Barry.

Same as Boff. i think Derms would make the better husband be more grateful

I'd marry Gary because he is getting better and better, I'd shag Dermie just because and I'd ditch olly because I think he'd get fat in the future and possibly want to live in essex

I'd just feck Olly off the cliff for the laugh, as it goes.

Who is Ollie?

YY Sue - I'd shag him first though

I'd shag Ollie, marry Barry and throw Dermie off the cliff just for those horrendous roll necks that make him look like a burgeoning erection (stolen from someone last week)

Dermie actually chatted me up once. He is quite small but not in the trouser department.

Katie, Olly is hte running to fat gobshite presenting the xf. He came third or something last year. He is a smuggy fool.

Katie, Olly Murs, the presenter on Xtra. He was on X Factor 2 years ago

katie - olly is the presenter on Xtra and a reject runner up from last year. Or was it the year before?

LeBof -

Details!

LeBof, so his chat up lines must have been successful?

Plus, thought Bazza is a stern fantasy come true, I bet he's a bit dry, conversation-wise. Dermie has good taste in music and is very sweetly keen.

same as bof, shag barry, marry dermie and chuck ape face off a cliff - i do not find ollie very attractive..

Nah. I just recall looking at his crotch more than was strictly necessary for a chat in the pub

OOH Tulisa fancies Barry too!

I might even have accidentally brushed against it on my way to the ladies

Sjuper - yes their is a touch of the ape about him isn't there, not as much as Robbie tough, he is the biggest gurning ape of all

oh that old brushed against it fell on top of it chestnut

Love this guy in his winter jumper!

LeBof, how do you accidentally brush against a crotch?!!

I love that song, shame about the jumper

did you 'accidentally' drop something and bend over?

OMG whats with the dance moves?

Ooh Gary's sexy low voice

I like fleece man. what I like even better is Louis trying to look with-it when they play either classic songs or anything other than the blandest pop. We know you like Westshoite, Louis, be yourself.