Da da da da da da da- THE APPRENTICE FINAL THREAD!

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Come and grab a space on the sofa- but bring nibbles, wine or cake. And take a punt on the outcome while you sign in: I'm guessing Susie...

look at Dara pretending it's election night

here we go!

Well, Sue, this is more important than who is PM!!

Ooh, fire set, hot chocolate, storm outside. I feel very cosy and excited.

tea and aero bubbles for me

Right! Gin open, chorizo casserole on lap, DS asleep. Hurrah!

Is it though Tee? I never hear of them again, the winners. I think Sraln locks them in a cupboard with Melody

decaf tea for me.

I promise I am not 95

Here we go...

for everyone.

bof.the fire?where are you antartica?

True, Sue. It's like Masterchef. Name one winner. Well, except Tomasina. She's the only one you ever hear about.

at Jim in that bandana, I missed that last week. He looked like Master Bates from Pugwash.

Hi bean!!

Those recaps get longer every week

If I'm not here, I think my money's on Tom.

But I'm flakey.

ledkr, i'm very south and I would have lit mine, had I not artistically stacked it with logs and now can't be arsed to remove them and lay a proper fire.
Its fecking freezing.

4 people standing on their own two feet. How many feet is that then, Jim?

Hi Tee

Small Bean fast asleep too. I've been running around with him since 8am in the hope of wearing him out.

64

"4,000, no wait...400...no, that's not it...carry the 2...um...."

4,080

Does anyone know anything about Susan's skincare company?

Her skin is fabulous.

I have eaten a Cornetto enigma without even noticing. Whoops.