Da da da da da da da- THE APPRENTICE FINAL THREAD!

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Come and grab a space on the sofa- but bring nibbles, wine or cake. And take a punt on the outcome while you sign in: I'm guessing Susie...

Don't pick on ickle Tom!

I am going to wipe the floor with Woody Jim tonight. Eyebrows akimbo.

Tee - I'm having Karren if that's ok.

hahaha mortifying role play

Oh you twat. First off - it's a fecking LIFT.

Ooh, elevator pitch.

All yours Bean.

Susan fair can talk

Susie stop talking! Take a breath!

But it's known in the business as Elevator Pitch, Sue. Not a lift pitch.

What are Trepams?

Oh dear tom

Will the furniture be Tim's own design?

Uh oh, Tom.

Tom's!

Wot Business, Tee? The business of jingo-talking twattism? The National Gravy Train Network?

Margaret versus Jim!

I'm just waiting for someone to ask "if you were a biscuit, what biscuit would you be?"

DH works in an office, big company (think Dilbert) and has had his back checked twice yearly forever.....

Jim - a champion thoroughbred - ;)

his business plan is a chair ??

Ooh, Jim is a field full of ponies. That didnt work for Baggs.

Susie is so annoying!