Da da da da da da da- THE APPRENTICE FINAL THREAD!

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Come and grab a space on the sofa- but bring nibbles, wine or cake. And take a punt on the outcome while you sign in: I'm guessing Susie...

Oh yes, here is my second idea.........

Yeah yeah Helen - a chain of bakery stores, selling sausage rolls and steak slices. Could it work? Will we ever see one on every high street?
Oh wait...

I missed. What's she bullshitting now?

Helen's digging her own grave.

It's just like offering to take over the PM from Melody.

She is slipper than a bucket full of eels.

Got it.

Oh big u turn from helen

She is a cow really.

Go Tom. Please go for Tom!

Good for Tom!

Come on Tom!

Tom?

Helen?

Hah, Tom and his parcel. Suck on that Helen.

Helen has just plummeted in my estimations

Go Tom!

Come on Tom .....

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
So four shit business ideas then. It's Dragons' Bin. #apprentice

Hah!

Has to be Tom...

TOM!!!

Come on Tom you can do it!

TOM IS A GENIUS

I think Helen is clever. I'm impressed rather than disappointed.

Oh come on - tom, please!

helen is gonns cry

Give it to Nick

Woohoo! Bye Helen, well done Tom!