Apprentice - Magazine week. Lads Mag or Gimmers magazine - who will win?

[SuePurblybilt]

Magazine task and that Natasha one is PL, organising a sexy photo shoot. Yay for the sisterhood. Who do we want to see naked on Dara tonight?

Bumper - my "friend of a friend" who was on a few series ago just went back to work, I think... She's still with the same company she was with before.

Bumpers, I will see you in the boardroom.

MollieO - yes, yes I am.

Lol at the cover. It is horrific.

Bloody JE pinching my jokes. I'm going to text Nick to pinch her.

Really? He's lovely. If you're not spinning me a yarn you're a lucky lady.

Once again, my supreme googling skills have come up trumps, and I am happy to share with you My Tom's curvy nailfile: YOU'RE WELCOME

Haha MollieO. You fell for my dastardly lies. I will whoop yo' ass (sp?) in the boardroom also.

Hazel could be Mrs Tom. I could be Surrallun. We're all anonymous...

(Cept she isn't, she just has a deluded crush)

Are they shagging then

That's probably why he was fired

Say what you will Lady Sugar Sue, but look at little Glenn being all twinkly about Zoe. Awww......

Hazel is that Tom in serious need of a haircut on that website?

Awwww - still in touch.....awwwww

PMSL

Ye Gods! I only looked at the pics of the file, and the prices.

Erm, yes. Yes it is. That was his holiday look.

Isn't he completely gorgeous with long hair?

That question is to everyone except Hazel

Hazel in her Stalker Room, papered in pictures of Leon and Tom. Tippy typing away.
Who is going to enter then? July 3rd....

I haven't got my glasses on - it looks like he's standing in front of lion

Why would you want a curved nail file

Shit, Sue, I my webcam switched on? Can you see me?

Hey, do you think Dara will give me that horsey thing for my room?

Eek. You rumbling me has made me unable to form a sentence.

I can see you and naked Tom tied to the radiator.

Nice wallpaper.

Don't know why they keep saying it is going back to the 90s - i helped out in a newsagents for a while last year and Nuts and Zoo have exactly that colour scheme now - with the yellow and the pink stripey text....

Ah, you like the wallpaper Sue? I think the subtle stripes of Toms and Leons give it the je ne sais quoi.

And No, Jenny - Tom does NOT lack that 'masculine UUURGGGH'.

I just despair that none of these supposedly able and intelligent women, including Karen Brady, raised any objection to the ridiculous image on the front of Covered. Might as well be back in the 70s.

They do.

Does anyone else get freaked out by Tom Jones' face? Apart from that Burton Race cadaver, TJ has the face most likely to appear at a window and kill you through fear.

LOVE the gift!