Last night's Property Ladder - Nothing to do with the show, just the Norks...

[flamesparrow]

Have they shrunk????

They were looking positively diddy compared to normal.

I'm all confused by it and want to make sure its not just my imagination

[expatinscotland]

Didn't notice. Was too busy looking at the dyed blonde, cow-face ladies fake knockers to notice. Man, did she ever put the 'hooch' in 'hoochie mama'! Those clothes - they weren't outfits, they were getups.

[Clayhead]

Yes, especially the shorts...

[flamesparrow]

pmsl - she knew how to be classy bird didn't she?

[Kelly1978]

lol, what is it with the obsession with norks on mn at the moment?

[Clayhead]

In fact was so busy looking at the shorts/orange skin I didn't notice Sarah Beeny at all...sorry.

I'm sure dh did though...

[flamesparrow]

It was the sleep bra thread that made it come back into my mind

[expatinscotland]

Oh, and those ripped jeans! PMSL!

Those shorts were hysterical. Hadn't seen anyone wearing anything like that since I last ate a restaurant chain called 'Hooters' back in the States .

[clary]

I'll have you all know that look is very trendy in Lincolnshire (where I come from...)

[gingerbear]

Beeny Norkage is directly proportional to pregnant or breastfeeding state multiplied by bra-age (underwired or not)

[bundle]

(missed last night's but) do norks bear any relation to the state of her hair? (frequently awful, imo)

[aloha]

Lincolnshire is very cheap isn't it?
House in a car park though - doh!

[expatinscotland]

Yes, but aloha, the seller's brains have sunk into her norks, and she just knows there's someone out there who's got £310,000 burning a hole in their pocket who wants to live in a car park. I mean, who wouldn't want to pay £310,000 to live in a car park?

[flamesparrow]

She does seem to be going for the disturbingly greasy hair look at the moment.

I was wondering about norkage relating to breastfeeding/pregnancy - she actually looked non-pregnant last night.

[foxinsocks]

I wonder if they chose that woman to attempt to make Beeny's norks look semi-normal. It was like an all out nork war last night (and then having the 2 quietest, most obedient blokes as the other couple). All very odd! How could they not see that those locations were problemative!

[flamesparrow]

I paid no attention to the programme itself whatsoever...

[SoupDragon]

non-pregnant? She was definitely pregnant by the time she visited the mill house at the end.

[pussycatmomma]

i thought that too, with the red puffa jacket thing and the bare-leg-gap between boots and skirt. Definate baby-bumpage me thinks.

[flamesparrow]

In bits she looked preg, and then when she was sat talking to the freaky woman, less so... so I went with nork size in the end. DH assures me she is pregnant though, so I have no idea!!!

That end combo was hideous though.

[clary]

Yes Aloha, Lincs very cheap, but that house frankly not cheap enough!

[katzguk]

sarah is 6 months pg with baby 2 who's also a boy

[flamesparrow]

You're joking - only #2???? She seems to have been pregnant in more series than that!

[Blondeinlondon]

Yeah I think Katzguk is right
I saw her last week and she was carrying a kiddy and was deffo preg

[melsy]

oh my gwad that hat and the pink blouson puffa and the nobbee kness, bless her !!! Please someone get her to Trin NOW !!

pmsl at nork war fox!

[Frieda]

Bundle ? yes, I know what you mean about the state of her hair (although nork-unrelated, I fear). And I often wonder how someone who must have truckloads of dosh plus zillions of channel-4 stylists at her disposal cannot get herself a decent hairstyle.

[katzguk]

my thought on her hair is that the highlights regrowth is because she's gotten PG and maybe does want to die her hair whilst PG?