Last night's Property Ladder - Nothing to do with the show, just the Norks...

[flamesparrow]

Have they shrunk????

They were looking positively diddy compared to normal.

I'm all confused by it and want to make sure its not just my imagination

Didn't notice. Was too busy looking at the dyed blonde, cow-face ladies fake knockers to notice. Man, did she ever put the 'hooch' in 'hoochie mama'! Those clothes - they weren't outfits, they were getups.

Yes, especially the shorts...

pmsl - she knew how to be classy bird didn't she?

lol, what is it with the obsession with norks on mn at the moment?

In fact was so busy looking at the shorts/orange skin I didn't notice Sarah Beeny at all...sorry.

I'm sure dh did though...

It was the sleep bra thread that made it come back into my mind

Oh, and those ripped jeans! PMSL!

Those shorts were hysterical. Hadn't seen anyone wearing anything like that since I last ate a restaurant chain called 'Hooters' back in the States .

I'll have you all know that look is very trendy in Lincolnshire (where I come from...)

Beeny Norkage is directly proportional to pregnant or breastfeeding state multiplied by bra-age (underwired or not)

(missed last night's but) do norks bear any relation to the state of her hair? (frequently awful, imo)

Lincolnshire is very cheap isn't it?
House in a car park though - doh!

Yes, but aloha, the seller's brains have sunk into her norks, and she just knows there's someone out there who's got £310,000 burning a hole in their pocket who wants to live in a car park. I mean, who wouldn't want to pay £310,000 to live in a car park?

She does seem to be going for the disturbingly greasy hair look at the moment.

I was wondering about norkage relating to breastfeeding/pregnancy - she actually looked non-pregnant last night.

I wonder if they chose that woman to attempt to make Beeny's norks look semi-normal. It was like an all out nork war last night (and then having the 2 quietest, most obedient blokes as the other couple). All very odd! How could they not see that those locations were problemative!

I paid no attention to the programme itself whatsoever...

non-pregnant? She was definitely pregnant by the time she visited the mill house at the end.

i thought that too, with the red puffa jacket thing and the bare-leg-gap between boots and skirt. Definate baby-bumpage me thinks.

In bits she looked preg, and then when she was sat talking to the freaky woman, less so... so I went with nork size in the end. DH assures me she is pregnant though, so I have no idea!!!

That end combo was hideous though.

Yes Aloha, Lincs very cheap, but that house frankly not cheap enough!

sarah is 6 months pg with baby 2 who's also a boy

You're joking - only #2???? She seems to have been pregnant in more series than that!

Yeah I think Katzguk is right
I saw her last week and she was carrying a kiddy and was deffo preg

oh my gwad that hat and the pink blouson puffa and the nobbee kness, bless her !!! Please someone get her to Trin NOW !!

pmsl at nork war fox!

Bundle ? yes, I know what you mean about the state of her hair (although nork-unrelated, I fear). And I often wonder how someone who must have truckloads of dosh plus zillions of channel-4 stylists at her disposal cannot get herself a decent hairstyle.

my thought on her hair is that the highlights regrowth is because she's gotten PG and maybe does want to die her hair whilst PG?