Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

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New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

Ach, twatting thread keeps on crashing.
And I still don't get that shitting pun.

And I don't know who is going to go home. Not my beloved Tom or Jim? Vincent is obv a plonker but he has to stay for comedy effects.

Ellie down to earth northerner must stay; and Melody we established HAS TO STAY UNTIL CV TASK !

Ok, Natasha, she may go.

Jim is about to talk himself out of the show.

Something like - you shouldn't be called Logic, you should be called Tragic.
Stop, my sides.

Man up and admit you came up with the freckin' name.

Melody must stay for the CV thing,agreed.
Jim is on shaky ground. Will we ever see his buffness?

Sue, do you need a hanky to recover from that? Dab your eyes?

mmmm the idea of Jim being all Bollocks, oddly i like this prospect

Tell me Surrallun didn't just say 'Pomeraderie'.

Jim looks like a trumpton character

Who said he was buff?

Tee. I've made a puddle.

It mighy as well have been called Any Old Dog

Hazel - nicely summed up.

The girls are just sitting there and letting the boys hang themselves.

Why do we want Melody for the CV?

I'll get you a mop!

One of the rejects said he was, on Dara. The wee tiny man said it I think.

I knew it was going to be Ellie!

????????? Ellie and Natasha!!!???

I thoughts Sirallan said 'homeraderie' - like Homo cameraderie? But surely not.

Ellie & Natasha??

Think Vincent is a goner.

I don't think Sur likes Jim

Eh? Ellie and Natasha???

Bumper - because she claims to have been trained by the great and the good, including Mandela. We want CV man to pick it apart.

That was totally a boys club move, keeping Jim. I agree with Nick. Vincent is terrified of going against Jim.