Me Too - surely the worst programme for children EVER!!!!

[FanjoForTheMusic]

The music is awful, the casting is weird, and the whole thing looks like it's been made for about a fiver.

Surely the worst kids' programme on the telly?

Cloverfield !!!

Fanjo just brilliant.

Everyone is clearly in denial, Me Too isn't bad, it's just misunderstood.

I know quality when I see it and I've always been partial to jazzy hands a la Granny Murray (I had to be vurry vurry careful typing that bit for fear of any typos changing the whole context of that sentence...)

The Ferry Boat Band are shit, though.

I haven't seen this for ages. When is it on? I used to like it. Perhaps I was hormonal...

I'll watch Me Too the day they all crack as the fabric of their lives tears at the very seams and the lies unravel. Tina will catch Raymond taking it up the buffet car as yer man veg seller self pleasures with a peculiar shaped squash. In the distance you will hear Granny Murray cackling as Tina screeches off in her taxi, drunk, intoning 'I didn't burn him mwahahahaha'.

This IS going to happen one day.