Dancing On Ice is back tonight!!!

[ChickensAreFlyingUnderTheRadar]

I don't care if you all think it's shit, I love it! I love the orange tans, the drag queen make up, the glitter, the sequins, the crap skaters being led around by their partners, the video clips of head injuries, all of it! I love Torvill and Dean creaking their way through their routines and the whole cheesey wotsit camp of it all.

Not missing anything- just introducing peeps at the moment- there seems to be hundreds of them....

Good good.

Tombliboos are bedded so the rest of them should be in a min too.

Where is KK?

She was first on the ice- looking very unlike herself. Suspect botox or somesuch[bitchy]

Steven and Nina- looked scary.
Put me off the skating, really

Isn't Angela Rippon graceful? Even when she's wobbling. Ashley (recently trammed to death) was rubbish. I too noticed the vile Katona woman has been put with Dan, who I love a bit.

When I go ice skating, in my head I look like the proffesional ladies, in reality I look like a giraffe on rollerskates.

I felt rather uncomfortable watching Angela. What if she breaks a hip?

Was it Steven who wouldn't let go of his pro-skaters leg during the intro? She had to hop around in a most undignified manner before he would let go

the ice rink lighting is not kind during rehersals. torville/dean (the woman one) looks like bride of frankenstein

I don't think the scoring is at all fair- the 'artistic' judges have always marked lower than the technical ones, and now Robin is the only one giving scores based on actual ability and not how it looks.

Why do i care??

Where are Karen Barber and Nicky Slater? I know KB is there but why isnt she and NS on the panel?? Why why why is Chloe Madeley on there? She is the child of a celebrity who has been photographed with a bong and done for drink driving!!! Great!!!

Who is this?? Who?
Laura who?

But lottie, she might fall over! Thus karma is restored to the universe (or something).

Nick Jr presenter, apparently.

Ooh, she's not bad.

That explains why i have no clue who she is

She has rather large boobs. And he is a bit of a show off.

dh noticed the boobs....

I would cry if I lost a lump out of my leg.

Chickens

Ys Raahh, my DH commented as well.

That looked rather sore.

This chap isn't a celebrity, and I'm scared that he might fall. That looks like a significant scar on his head.

Johnson Beharry to win!!!!!! He is a total Hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was wearing a helmet in his VT. I really hope he doesn't fall

He is so much more confident than his VT showed. Amazingly well one.