The new apprentice thread

[BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree]

here we are.

a field of ponies

Barely-suppressed laughter there.

Poor silly Stuart. I want to slap that Liz.

whoopsy

Oh please Lord Sugar - don't fall for the old, he's young malarky!

Can't harness childishness

Lord Sugar is right- he is a twonk.

I get the impression Lord Sugar wants to convince himself he can keep Baggs. And trying to talk about Liz as a one trick pony so he can be unsure of her..

I want Stuart to stay. He is comedy gold.

Liz to go.

My neighbour says Liz looks like an angry Next mannequin

Liz is a lightweight.

hehe angry Next mannequin

I want Liz to go

Angry Next mannequin. Superb!

oooooo she's pulled the "heartstring" line.

Stella likes to say that her record speaks for itself a lot.

Stella says 'ya know' too much, as does Stella.

Not that long since you believed in the Tooth Fairy

CTR - is he a stone mason?

£10? Bollocks to that.

Hehehehe at the ten pounds...

Not the bloody yoyo's again

Oh, please - don't fall for him!

He thinks Stuart sounds too good to be true?!?

no no no no no no no no no no

Pleaasssseeeee go Stuart Briggs the turd.

Lord Sugar won't understand why Stuart would want to work for him if he is that successful already.