The only way is Essex - please settle an argument.

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It's not real is it? DH thinks it is real documentary thing. I think absoltel not - trying to be clever parody docubollocks.

am I right?

I was transfixed by the awfulness of it all. it would help if they just spoke properly I can't understand half of what they say all though to be honest I don't feel I'm missing much.

I can't see the point of it with it all being so staged. It looks like everyone is doing some awful role play.

Is there really such a thing as Essex fashion week??? I couldn't work it out. There seemed to be only about three people in the audience and everyone involved was a character from the programme. Plus one of the men actually said how much he was looking forward to Essex fashion week!! Really!!?? I can't imagine a single man who wasn't involved even being aware of it's exisitence.

Lauren did the worst interview ever for what appeared to be quite a high level job organising this said Fashion Week and got the job. she hardly seems to have the brain capacity to organise a piss up in the proverbial??!!!

Sorry. Need to get out more. I've spent far too much time thinking about this obviously!!?

i actually saw for the 1st time last night (halloween party at club one) and did think OMG

not sure of all names, but the topless dark haired model dressed as a witch, REALLY got her knickers in a twist coz Mark (bar bloke) spoke to his ex (lauren??) for a few mins and DIDNT then go and talk to her [hhmm]

what a silly spolit cow - she just made her self look sad and pathetic

how did the bar get burnt?

i may have to confess that i have put on series link [hblush]

but yes real people and real lives with cameras thrown in and are told roughly what to talk about,then ad lib it iyswim