X-Factor- week 3 RESULTS!!

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May need a new thread soon, so here is one I prepared earlier!

I want to give him a hug, he'll be devastated.

She's got a good voice, this lass. Just bores the very arse off me.

she's a bit zzzzz too though tbh

Well Simon and Danni will say they're basing the decision on tonight's perfomance and so shunt poor old John. And I can't even see him at Butlins. Maybe a major supermarket has a vacancy?

Does anyone else think John is like the comedian off Nutty Professor:

Is she wearing a toga????

wow just realised she has a huge mouth!!

Can they vote them both off?

God, this is dull.

What is it, anyway?

I think that the reasons for disliking Cheryl kind of leap out and hit you in the face, tbh.

MIL has spoken, she preferred John.

Well, Mary probably won't be going back to the Co-op for couple of weeks so if he jumps in quick ...

He could do the meet and greet in Asda, like Jerry Sinclair off Phoenix Nights.

"Come and get your black bin bags. On offer till December"

can we shoot both of them?

Poor John.

Eh? Louis needs to be sacked. Now!

I thought she was pretty good last night singing LEd Zep although she never wuite got the orgasmic cries of Robert Plant.

Dh is far more interested in Treyc's huge arse than Cheryl's thhighs. Now her arse is bigger than mine

It's not tough at all. John was shit.

OH. MY GOD juneybean I have been going on and on and on about who be reminds me of since I first saw him and finally penny dropped tonight.. I have google images of 'david chapelle nutty professor' open on my other tab as it finally clicked this evening

could have saved myself the brain ache and wait for you tell me

No, leave John in. I want to see what'll happen with his hair

Bit of booing there!

Whats with the raccoon eyes, Cheryl?

His hair will get a job in Morrison's.

deadlock?

Haha lucielooo I only really thought it tonight I was like...he reminds me of that guy!

Aw.

Johns gone.Off to a cruise ship forever more