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x-factor -results!

381 replies

Raahh · 17/10/2010 20:00

removing sordid thoughts of Matt and Katie-
who is gonna go??

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Flossie69 · 17/10/2010 20:16

Has she had a nose job? She is totally unrecognizable!!

invisibleink · 17/10/2010 20:16

I missed the intro - who IS Diana Knickers?

juneybean · 17/10/2010 20:17

Oh I didn't even realise 'til you said that squashedfrogs but now I hear it

coolma · 17/10/2010 20:17

The Katie of yesteryear I recall. Couldn't really sing very well, shagged that eognogg boy and cried a lot..

juneybean · 17/10/2010 20:17

She was on it about 3 years ago, when alexandra burke won it I think??

Tippychoocks · 17/10/2010 20:17

Had no shoes and no hairbrush

2cats2many · 17/10/2010 20:17

invisibleink She's a past contestant. Came about 7th I think.

homebirthmummy4 · 17/10/2010 20:17

cannot understand a word she sang except for something that sounds like whooping cough!

IvantaOuiOui · 17/10/2010 20:17

ugh, go away whooping woman

activate · 17/10/2010 20:17

I did not understand one word of what Diana Vickers just sang

wtf was that?

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 17/10/2010 20:18

Oh put a cardie on love.

BarbaraSeville · 17/10/2010 20:18

Diana would have to live a long time to get as cynical about shagging as Katie though.

invisibleink · 17/10/2010 20:18

Ah ok, thanks!

PoorlyConstructed · 17/10/2010 20:18

Shame they didn't get the red hot chilli peppers instead.

You forgot about the lack of shoes. Oh and the cruel torturing of everybody hurts.

BarbaraSeville · 17/10/2010 20:18

Lawks, she will be joining the panel of Loose Women next.

MadameCastafiore · 17/10/2010 20:18

Bloody skanky Cher is getting right on my nerves - she is just sooo chavvy and I think she cries out to Chezza's real chavvy tyneside roots - after all Chezza is a chav at heart - every so ofetn you see flickers of it.

And the gurning for fecks sake bloody hell I cannot tell ytou how much I would hate her to win - what an awful role model for all the little girls out there the supply of shite hair pieces and really ultra shote false eyelashes would run dry.

ANd Diana those pants do nothing for you dear - make your bottom end look like a pantomine cow!

Katie reminds me of the filthy girl at school the one all the cool guys shagged first and then wanted nothing else to do with!

Aiden looks like Johnmny Depp - slightly disturbed but probably good in bed!

squashedfrogs · 17/10/2010 20:18

Juney - they're suing her unsurprisingly and she's admitted that she was listening to under the bridge while writing it, noticed the similarity and allegedly said "shall we change it? nah sod it!"

Tippychoocks · 17/10/2010 20:18

Who is her mother then? Dermot just said that she is her mother's daughter didn't he?

unfitmother · 17/10/2010 20:19

WTF was she wearing?

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 17/10/2010 20:19

I'm touring in Novemeber too. I'll be in Sainsbo's, my house, Norwich city centre and outside the bakery pressed against the glass. I guarantee I'm more exciting than Knickers McVickers.

wholelotofarse · 17/10/2010 20:19

I saw Diana Vickers fall over her own suitcase in Paddington station once, I was reminded of the incident when she was carefully going up the stairs during the carcrash performance on stage

juneybean · 17/10/2010 20:19

What a fool...but did Lily Allen not do the same to Take That

IvantaOuiOui · 17/10/2010 20:20

Aiden - good in bed, but would murder you afterwards.

Tippychoocks · 17/10/2010 20:20

ooo, SOH, if I come to the bakery, will you sign my dundee cake?

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