x-factor -results!

[Raahh]

removing sordid thoughts of Matt and Katie-
who is gonna go??

I bet he stops being Katie's soulmate now....NEXT!

Oh dear Storm now give the fuck up you sad loser - everyone has seen the best of you and believe me it was shite.

He thinks he's blessed with the gift of song. How wrong he is.

'You haven't seen the best of me'. That's a threat. I can hear it on the news. Cut to footage of blood-drenched Storm having hacked up several puppies.

You mark my words.

Good, storm gone. And the judges will keep the diva's.

Storm is really sleazin on dermot - yeuch (both are creeps)

Storm is gonner, feel sorry for him.

ROFL Tawdry

Were they trying to go for a Bowie look with STorm lee?

Think that the judges will keep the girls, they were the ones that they put together.

Who's Simon going to vote for!

Will go to public vote I reckon. Louis and Danni will save DV and Simon and Chezza will dave Bellamy.

Diva Beaver to go next then, for sure.

Is your dog better now, Mme?

You didn't miss anything good.

I've gorn off Dermot, he is madder than toast. Storm can have Mary's job at Curry's.

i'd say louis and dannii would save bella and Chezza Diva Fever

Simon will be forced to send one of his acts home- or it will be rigged so he can go to deadlock, and then he doesn't actually have to be the one to make the choice...

Simon'll send it to a public vote, unless diva fever got more votes than belle amie.

I love Diva Fever I hope they stay.

Dave Bellamy?! LOL

I've interviewed her you know.

DF to go. Bellamy was not great but better than them pair/

What are those horrible looking toast things advertised in the break? Bacon and egg flavour? Boke.

Simon will vote for Bellamy but not have to make the big decision I reckon.

Used to fancy dermot but then saw him at Highbury and he was about 4 foot tall!

But have we established if mary works at Tesco????