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JOHN MAJOR

CORRIE PEOPLE

CHAV KING MICHAEL

Who's the chav king?

MICHAEL something a multimillionaire bloke

who has a race track in his front garden

eh?

that michael - is he someone who won the lottery, built a carty race track in his garden and invites his mates around and they race carts til 2/3am keeping the neighbours up - his neighbours have 2 young girls and they all have to sleep in the front bedroom to get any sleep

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Oh God not that obnoxious lottery winner who is always giving the V's up in the papers?

I have never heard of him actually was just repeating what they said

Oh NP - it is him isn't it? Why would they give him air time? Surely not! Though his neighbours will probably be counting the days till he leaves and hoping a big nasty spider digs it's teeth in

it must be him - the girls and the parents all have to sleep in the same bedroom every night because they are always drunk, shouting, breaking stuff, racing their go karts

tw*t

i know! why on earth would they encourage him? i agree that his neighbours must be weeping with relief though - and they will be voting for him to stay as long as possible!

OK sounds like him

I don't read newspapers but they showed a piccy of him

He has dark hair and was wearing bling bling necklaces

He is down to his last 2 or 3 million

"down to his last 2 or 3 million" - oh WHAT a shame

These were just RUMOURS not for definate yet though

But JM too? Why would he want to do it? Obviously has a huge attention driven ego.

Yes I feel sorry for him actually

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh, no actually - my mistake. They are doing it for charity. Tut, what am I like?

maybe he needs the money! he is a bit of a dark horse remember - just ask edwina

i think they still get a fee though

or all expenses paid stay in a 5* hotel afterwards to 'unwind'

precisely