LOL expat.
I didn't cry but mainly because I can't stand smug smuggy smugerson (Libby).
YY Mugglewump - the fact that smugerson kissed Lucas seems to have been forgotten.
The whole storyline is ludicrous, surely Steph would have just said 'I had a one night stand, I'm pregnant and I didn't know his name' or some such slutty nonsense.
This is what I would actually like to see on Neighbours:
Donna dumps Ringo (for unreasonable squeaky singing) and snogs Zeke
Rebecca dumps Paul and has tortured will they won't they get together with Mike-the-unfeasable-head. Oh and she also buys some clothes that aren't skin tight
Toadie dumps Sonya because she has an annoying face
The actor playing Declan leaves because he's WRONG and they bring back James thingybob
Oh that blardy annoying daughter of Mike-the-unfeasable-head snogs Lou (ok, not that but does something to make her character less one dimensional)
Summer leaves because she also has an annoying face
They get a REALLY good villain (not Paul or the rubbery-faced Diana)
Ahhhhh, that was a good five mins wasted 