X Factor Addicts Over Here

[shandyleer]

Hi, getting ready early tonight as missed it last week.

Cheryl "on the fence" - she didn't like him but didn't want to be the one to say so! And yes, I think she felt a bit threatened by the Pixie... who had her arm twisted only too readily!

Bah, it's that Nicole Pussycat woman next week. Don't like her at all. I want my Chezza back asap.

Anyways, I thought Sarah was your girl, Cheryl is mine all mine!!

Oh, she still is, but she's been a bit... quiet recently...

Is my dh the only man in Britain not to fancy Cheryl Cole?
Last night he looked disgusted sayin 'I don't like CC at all, I can see right through that smile - can't believe people fall for it'.
Thought they were quite strong words considering I'm not paticularly a CC fan.
By the way, what a complete set up regarding the young chap singing the James Brown (no idea what name is) - mark my words he will be in the final and Slimey Si' knows it..

I wouldn't worry. Last year I was calling her the Cole-Bot and I just didn't get it. Since dumping Twatsley she has become rather more attractive.

This is what I wrote this time last year - some people found it amusing:

Cole arrives at the X-Factor studio looking dishevelled and haggard, strips off and enters The Machine. It is like a big upright sarcophagus plugged into various cables and wires, and tubes filled with glutinous liquids. It glows, vibrates and hums, while playing "Love Machine" and "Fight For This Love" on a loop. Then after about an hour it opens in a blaze of white light and steam, and she emerges, glossy, coiffed and poured into new clothes. All she then needs is for the intelligence-sim-card to be clicked into place in the back of her neck. Some nights they forget this bit and nobody notices.

UqDad - what a masterpiece!!