pomcey things tv chefs do and say

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They "off" everything - the wankers.

Cook off, fry off, just fuck off, I say!

And Leslie Waters - what is the point of her?

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"drizzle" on some "jus" instead of tip on some gravy.

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It's not about food, it's about posing.

I hold celebrity chefs largely responsible for the rise in ready meals. People think cooking's hard because they see it being so fannied about on TV.

I say again - wankers!

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whitter on about french lettuce

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mess up other peoples kitchens when they are pissed

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pretend to understand the French cook whose kitchen they've invited themslevse into and ...feel teh need to translate for the rest of us - BOG off

Hausfrau beat me - crushed potatoes!

they're hardly healthy meals either

Gary Rhodes always says 'eats well' instead of tastes good and it really pisses me off

adn he even does it in his bloody cook books

Lesley Waters is pregnant? FFS, I saw photos of her in a mag recently and she looked older than my mother - who's 64!

Poncey - Lesley Waters, that woman w/that naff ass red kitchen with a fish tank - trying to play the funky angle w/her mannish haircut, Nigella, James Martin, Hugh Too Many Fucking-Letters in Surname, and Gary Rhodent.

This maybe isn't the same thing, but say on a program like "Ready Steady Cook" the contestants always say, "Oh, it's GORGEOUS!" I hate the word gorgeous used in relation to food. It's SO wrong.

Have you noticed that women COOK and it's (mainly) men who turn it into a bloody ponce fest? My Dh never cooks, he "creates" (though he is good at it, bless him).

Ho ho ho!!
'just fuck off'
So true hunker!

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