Did no-one watch Jordan's Wedding last night?

[minko]

Or have I missed the thread somewhere else? Was looking forward to a good bitch, sorry discussion....

I did

(not full on mind, was mning at the same time).

She'd had Botox just before her hen party, she could hardly move her mouth!

Her hen party to me would be like pulling teeth.

So do you think either of them really believes in it - their relationship I mean. He looked like he did, but then he did seem incredibly thick...

I had it on in the backround.

I still think Alex is a nice guy (I judged him as a good'un during CBB).

Didn't like any of the dresses she tried on. I loved the silver one at the top of the stairs in the shop though.

No, I think she wants to be married and he has got swept along with it and all the trappings that go with it. There is a spark between them, but how long will it last? I wish he'd stand up to her too, she's so bossy!

As much as he isn't the brightest fella I've come across (I know it's only tv but still ) think he'll get fed up of it all.

It was painful to watch and I feel sorry for AR. Jordans mum looked appalled throughout..

i thought part 2 was this wednesday (21)or has sky+ missed an episode

This weeks was just the build up, this week its the actual wedding.

I am really getting fed up with this talentless tart and fake face leering out at me from the magazine rack and television, so no I didn't watch it.

I think it is indicative that her wretched pong water ( I wouldn't dignify it by calling it perfume) was withdrawn because of the low wages paid to the people who put it together.

With so many talented, dedicated and hard working women around the world, doing good things for the benefit of mankind who never get a mention, I find her self publicity nauseating.

What channel was it on?

i watched it. i find it/her car crash tv at its best.

of course we don't know what's really going on but it seems to me that it's all got totally out of control. she rebounded from peter to alex and before she knows it they're married in vegas asap. it looks like an attempt to try to make peter jealous that's back fired big style.

the two of them don't seem to actually get on do they? i mean, alex was just letting her have her own way over everything. it's like he idolises her, and she finds that so much better than peter who did idolise her at first, but then started to speak up for himself.

i do wonder how it will all end up.

itv 2

apparently if you read ok the gossip mags then she threw 2 of her friends out (julie and someone) and now regrets it as they know the gossip on her and peter and who raped her years ago

it wont last which is a shame

I try to not encourage her by watching she is obviously a very unhappy person.

I think Alex is OK - if you like your men beefy and dim (which I dont) I quite liked him on CBB.

I did get sucked into watching it .

She was pretty unpleasant TBH, snappy at the wedding blessing rehearsal, rude to Alex, rude to her mum. I reckon she knows she's just going through the motions for the publicity.

Of course it won't last. And I shouldn't care.

Oh my god, what has she done to her lips? She looks more ridiculous than ever.
I can't stop watching this carcrash....

did they make junior say i love you mummy and daddy? she's been with him 5 minutes and they call him daddy??

No he said mummy and big alex. They did make him say it though.

I feel sorry for her - she seems lost really and a bit out of control.

I felt sorry for the vicar - they behaved so disrespectfully in the church.

She's such an unpleasant woman, and she really needs to stop having fillers put in her face - she looks like a duck.

Yes he looked a bit lost didn't he.

It did n't really have the respect of a wedding/blessing did it?

and though I felt really sorry for the raucous outside the church for her when I thought later it was all so that it did n't mess up the deal for the exclusive show. It always just seems to be about the money

Considering it was her wedding day, she looked the happiest when presented with the prize little pig.

very funny.

thinking about it I think you are right

she liked her necklace too

Although at no point did she actually utter the words "thank you." She said "I love it" "Whose idea was it" etc... but not actually "thank you"

She didn't even attempt to look as though she's in love with him. Every time he leant in for a kiss, she gave him a peck and then looked away - usually to the camera.

The woman is a total robot. Very uncomfortable viewing.

Mind you, if Jordan's a bitch, then what about her younger sister?! Wow!

Total cringe factor

cover me cover me. They can't get a picture

I can't Gary. It's not safe

FFS. IT'S NOT GOING INTO A WARZONE

12 bridesmaids including her neice and her horse trainers wife polly

obv I will be watching part 3

tho I am team Andre

I just caught a bit at the end tonight - her thank you speech , singing together and then next week we see them on honeymoon - ruffing it in the jungle

I don't think she loves him. I think it's rebound and "falling" again helped to forget about the pain & humiliation of Pete leaving her. And now she's taking A to the jungle - that's where she fell in love with Pete! It's so ....... orchestrated and uncomfortable (I agree clam)

so what did everyone think of part 3 - the honeymoon last night?