Teenage slang - what are they saying at the moment?

[tamburlaine]

what are the funniest/most annoying/most incomprehensible bits of slang your teens are using at the moment?
I'm writing a piece about teenage boys set in the west country, and my experience of teenage boys is based entirely in hackney where everyone tries to talk like a yardie 'n ting you get me.
So I'd be very grateful for any non hackney mums of teenage boys giving me a list of current slang. Cheers.

Peng = fit
Fam = good mate
Alie = alright

That's all I've gleaned from dd recently

Wasteman = boy not worth bothering with

Rank = not nice

Don and boss = as in; he's a don - good thing!

Skank = slag

Batch: group of friends - generally boys
Melt: to back away from a fight or you can be a melt if you do that
Give it: to verbally abuse someone
Holding a bang: you are going to get hit

hench, gay, innit,whatever, am i bovverd, oh and the text slang is now being spoken things like dw she just jel, iykwim, oh and all this talking like your from Jamaica even though im sure none of them actually know where jamaica is let alone come from there oh and the cu*t word seems to be very popular esp from the girls,

So jokes-really funny
Proper bad-really good
Sik - good
Hench - muscly boy
Fit -good looking
Dirty - nasty
Sketchy -dodgy
Beeeatch - extremely bitchy

teens say
yeeeaaaaappppppp (as in the eee is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pronounciation)
sweet (again long eee's, means like cool)
what the duck is that (instead of swearing)
meow (hello, or to break the silence)
coolbeans (cool)
burndeded it (burnt it)
gazeaboed (drunk)
shvozzled (drunk)
minger (ugly person)
bus stop w*nkers (erm... ppl stood at bus stops)
CBA (can't be arsed)
i'm having a food baby (eaten too much)
i'm dying (i'm ill)
eeehhh? (what did you say)
i'll think of more in a minute...

In my experience they say "epic" and "epic fail" A.LOT and it's reeeeally annoying.

They also call girls "Skets" a lot, I don't really get what it means but I think it is the latest vile slang word for "slag" "slut" etc. Revolting.

Reem

Jel

They also say "I know, right" in agreeance to everything that their friends say.

Just saw how old this is

Peng (good), bare (lots, very), awks(awkward), peak(bad)

DS seems to be saying 'yer Mum' rather randomly and another current (annoying) favourite of his is 'blood' (pronounced 'blaaaaa') which I think is some sort of greeting.