Random texts from your dear children

[FrenchyQ]

I received this today from son

"Sorry might be late home, just gone public toilet for a poo".

I was in B&Q at the time and almost crying with laughter at the realisation that my son is a total over sharer.

Whats the most random text you've had from your children?

💩 all normal and solid 😂xxxxx

From my DD!!!

'Hi mum, am home.
We had a fire drill last lesson and a duck came and watched.'
That was last week's gem from DS (14).
Still don't know why its hilarious, but it makes me giggle every time I read it

"Hewooo :) need help with how to make spaghetti hoops lol"

from DD(14)

"Did po dipsy his tinky winky in someone’s lala" randomly from dd13!

She also sends me random "I'm human" texts.

I texted DD to see if she was having a good evening and I got back, ‘yes we went to the woods and made pasta bake’, swiftly followed by ‘wait...we didn’t make pasta bake in the woods’ 😂

@mrswarthog Bloody hell, me too! Still chortling while typing :D

"Adam has a duck. Can I have a duck."

Apparently it greets him when he gets home from school. I wonder if it's the same duck that watched MrsWarthog's fire drill.

1.30am I was woken by a text message of meme followed by another text just said Thanks.

me: ?

DS: Sorry better to looks at it when you wake up. Also sorry for waking you up

@mrswarthog 😂😂😂this is brilliant

'We might off accidentally maybe eaten to much meat'

ds13 showing a stunning grasp of homophones last time he and his brother were left in charge of Spag Bol (and were supposed to be leaving enough for me and dh)

Ds 17 sent me this..

'Mum. How do you cook baked beans?' DS16!