shock and horror

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My ds (13) has just brought about 7 girls from school back to wait while he changes for the park and they all look like hookers!They have eaten all the chocolate fingers and keep calling him jess-ay Bloody hell it has started

LOL your lil boy is growing up!

Are they talking to you?

Take sneaky photos of the lot thru net curtains, plan to show these pix at his future wedding as evidence of his early girlie fanclub.

He looks mighty pleased with himself

7 girls

Your lovely boy is poular noddy

Or even popular

Oh the nerve, they can't come into your house and just eat all the choccy fingers.....

I am sorry but i am in at teenagers today!

Girls so different though all commenting on the decor etc And ds boasting my mums an interior designer y'know!?!?!?! He has been saying that interior decorating is a nightmare up til now a sudden change of mind when girls are involved

LOL Noddy. I am SO dreading this stage with my two DSs. I will be the potential-mother-in-law from hell.

I( saw one girl who looked ok but the rest were like girls aloud!

Girls Aloud every teen boy's dream

Noddy - net time they come in tell em to bog orf untill they are willing to dress like laydeeees! And call your DS by his name properly.

Then watch as your DS turns a nice shade of beetroot!