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Teenage language

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brightwell · 09/02/2007 22:10

At the risk of looking stupid, does anybody know what a milf and a gooch are? I suspect it's either rude or derogatory or probably both.

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fransmom · 09/02/2007 22:11

milf is mother i'd like to f**k (american pie :the wedding). not sure of the other one

Snowstorm · 09/02/2007 22:12

DH says 'MILF' is 'Mother I'd like to f*ck' ... not sure what gooch is.

fransmom · 09/02/2007 22:12

p.s. it depends on your frame of mind i s'pose!

Snowstorm · 09/02/2007 22:15

Gooch = the 'skin between your nutsack and asshole' (looked it up on urbandictionary.com)!

brightwell · 09/02/2007 22:16

Something rude then! But I've had chuckle about it, dd (almost 13) keeps calling her 9 yr old brother a milf. So she doesn't know what she's saying, never the less I shall be putting a stop to it.

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brightwell · 09/02/2007 22:17

Eeerr gooch is definately not nice!

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TheArmadillo · 09/02/2007 22:17

gooch = perineum, as popularised by Jackass the movie according to wikipedia.

themoon66 · 11/02/2007 12:57

ive often come across the term 'milf' and wondered what it meant. Now I know. The wonders of MN!!

fizzbuzz · 13/02/2007 16:34

Can someone explain emo to me?

Ds 13 says it is someone who hates everything, and has a long fringe???!!!(Sounds like me)

Anyone?

Tortington · 13/02/2007 16:36

like a 50's goth

thats am emo

think human legue retro throw back - long fringe - apparently have a rep sof self harming - although thats mostly bollocks. music like the killers, my chemicle romance - emo stands for emotional rock!

colditz · 13/02/2007 16:37

Emo means they wear makeup and cry a lot. According to my scornful, 16 year old, almost identical as far as I can see sister.

fizzbuzz · 13/02/2007 16:39

The mind boggles..a 50's goth???

I was an 80's goth and do not understand.

Am I out of touch with my teenager?

fizzbuzz · 13/02/2007 16:39

The mind boggles..a 50's goth???

I was an 80's goth and do not understand.

Am I out of touch with my teenager?

fizzbuzz · 13/02/2007 16:40

Why why why did I post twice?

Sallyheartshapedstrawberry · 13/02/2007 16:44

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Tortington · 13/02/2007 16:46

think kelly osbourne - shes not gothtastic. shes more goth punk with an alice band and occasional bow.

i would search google images but i'm at work and it wont let me

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