what have been the most ridiculous insults your(beloved) teens have ever directed at you?

[harlorbitchkitkat35]

Today:
I drink from a waterbottle far too loudly and it's extremely annoying

I said the word 'obviously' too much, (despite the fact that what I was saying was obvious!)

The way I tie my hair up whilst driving I embarrassing for her as I "look like a 3yo trying to be an adult"

My coughing is extremely annoying and "should be illegal" despite the fact o have a cold
You?

Yes, you are an unreasonable bitch.

But you're OUR unreasonable bitch.

Ooh, hang on.

I thought the second post was a teen example thingy.

How very rude!

Hahahah apologies

DD (13) told me that my legs 'have issues'. I bruise easily and I told her to stop flinging herself all over me when she sits to watch tv.

DD is making me laugh: "Are you going to wet yourself, Dad?"

"Not yet"

"Give it a few years, eh".

The little so-and-so.

Also: "Could you be a bit boring when BF comes round? I haven't trained him yet".

Also: "Could you be a bit boring when BF comes round? I haven't trained him yet".

Im an embarrassment when I eat, breathe and laugh, so most of the time really