You know there's a Teenager in the house when..........

[Milliways]

Your washing machine grinds to a halt on a wire escaped from a cheap bra they've bought themselves

Surely or ?

Was , but got it out myself so no repair bills this week!

What tell tale signs do your Teenagers leave?

chocolate wrappers, socks, pants, school bags i could go on..

The sickly smell of perfume in her bedroom

socks on the setee ds1 16yo! every time am gonna shove em up his arse

came home from work and i have pair of roller blades
pair of doc martin high leg lace up boots

trainers builders shoes steel toe cap

all in middle of living room

ds1 girlfriend is as i speak giving my dd a new hairstyle - its boiling hot - they are doing it right next to my ear the hairdryer has been going straight for ages

Just think of the hairdresser bills you are saving

when they have had a shower but the soap is dry.
when you have to ask who farted, its now between the dogs, the hubby and newly... the adolescent...

...you have no glasses, cups or plates left in the cupboards as they have magically found their way upstairs to teenager's room.

...you step in the front door and trip over 5 pairs of HUGE trainers (is Ronald McDonald visiting?!) as teenager has his mates visiting.

I could go on and on....love him dearly though!

the door of teenagers bedroom has been closed for at least 6 hours and all you can hear are squeals of hilarity.

what do 3 14 year old girls do in there?

don't ask

you run out of towels, glasses and crockery because it's all in her room

You have to hold your breath as you go in his room, which stinks of the peculiar odour only teenage boys have. But why do they have to keep their window tightly closed and the door tightly closed, and the curtains shut, so its pitch dark AND smelly, all day.

all the doors are broken where they have been slammed so much( what my dad said about having me in the house when I was a teen)