please humour me and tell me honestly if your 14 year old does any of this :
get up early , like 7- 7:30 AM every day even at weekends and school holidays when theres nothing planned
regularly forgets to clean teeth
dry himself after a bath with a hairdryer because its easier than a towel 
profess undying love , completely ott style to girls the minute he starts 'going out' with them.
forget to eat lunch at school or have a drink