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Has anyone seen my son ??

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trident · 03/08/2011 23:37

..he is around 6' 2" - dark short hair and good looking (according to the females in this village) - last seen around 4 hours ago when he came home for "feeding" and has then just disappeared... plates were deposited in the sink and then just POOOFFFF... he was gone

All signs of normal life are still evident in the house - lights on every room, X-box still blaring out, TV on, phone on charge, garments scattered across the his bedroom floor - but no boy !!!

Weird ....

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Darnsarfupnorf · 03/08/2011 23:59

odd...my brother dissapears for an inhumanly long time to the bathroom. not for grooming purposes i might add....have you checked there?!

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trident · 04/08/2011 00:10

yep... checked there - have sent out several SOS messages - which then just ring on the phone here..

Guess I am going to have to go to bed now - none the wiser.... my Mum was right - she said to me when I was pregnant - go have a nap now because - "You will never sleep soundly again".... I was unsure what she meant but I sure as Hell understand what she meant now....

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Darnsarfupnorf · 04/08/2011 00:47

god yea shes right there!

how strange, is he still not there? surely the phone left on charge is vital for a teenage boys outing? the rest seems to be standard for them (OH included and hes 28!)

let me know where he was, im intrigued!

pictish · 04/08/2011 00:51

hmmm

Very strange. Let us know when he turns up will you?
I too am intrigued.

mycatsaysach · 04/08/2011 01:30

it'll be girl related - mark my words

Darnsarfupnorf · 05/08/2011 22:58

has he appeared?

Maryz · 06/08/2011 00:24

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WillIEverBeASizeTen · 06/08/2011 08:42

Well??!! I too am intrigued as it won't be long before I'll be suffering from insomnia

mycatsaysach · 06/08/2011 19:26

TRIDENT

we want to know !

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trident · 07/08/2011 10:34

...apologies.....

He finally returned home much much later...

He had climbed out of his bedroom window, closed it behind him and gone down the park with a mate.. seeing as the front door was locked he had no option when he came back but to hammer on the door until someone let him -waking the whole house up..

We have taken him and three of this mates on holiday this week.. So far they have managed to break the pool table by stuffing ball pond balls down the holes - the word "F*wits" comes to mind - and I thought it was bad enough monitoring toddlers

.... And have I mentioned yet the sheer amount of food that they eat.

..go to dash now as I hear them waking up and breakfast will be in order shortly.. Finding it easier to cook for them rather than let them loose in the kitchen - the distance between the cupboard, oven, toaster and sink seems to be far too much for the delicate minds of teenage boys... I am not going to even venture into their rooms - I expect it will be carnage.

Day Two - need to go for a large Supermarket shop... the dedicated Supermarket home delivery shop from Sainsburys consisting of at least 20 of those big tray carrier thingie has nearly gone..

Wish me luck...

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mycatsaysach · 07/08/2011 11:16

you'll need it ha

Darnsarfupnorf · 08/08/2011 00:13

hahaha aaah bless em....good luck

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