Hygiene rant

[royaljelly]

"If you don't get in that shower, I will take you outside and hose you down. And don't think spraying half a can of Lynx on yourself makes your pits any sweeter!"

Arrrrrrrgh...... I am wondering now if my DS (13) is allergic to water.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. He'll shower willingly eventually.

Yes that combination of lynx and BO.

And he thinks he is sitting at the dinner table smelling like a tramp.......Think again.

And if you insist on having long hair you MUST wash it now and again or I will get the scissors out

Just wait 'til he gets a girlfriend, you'll never get him out the shower!