It seems my dd has developed her first teenage crush, aged 14
Unfortunately for me, it is the endlessly annoying Justin Bieber, but nevertheless, I'm having an awwwww bless sniff moment about my baby growing up.
It got me thinking back to when I was a teen and was madly in love with Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran, oh my was I smitten! I was immensely jealous when some girl was chosen to be rescued from school by him on a white horse on Jim'll Fix It, the bitch, and would gaze at his posters on my bedroom wall, wishing I could only meet him and we would fall in love
Then there was the boy at school, two years older and soooooo mature and grown up, he was GORGEOUS! I have tried to find him on facebook since, but there are tons of guys with his name. Ah well, he might be a wrinkly old munter by now, wouldn't want to spoil the fantasy 
Nowadays it's Josh Homme, singer of rock band Queens of the Stone Age, although it's a much more lusty sort of crush than I had in my teens, the things I could do to that man YUMMY! 
So anyway, young Mr Bieber, you better look after my baby and don't break her heart you little shite or I'll hunt you down, so help me I will! 