But what about Graham and Celia?

[TwitterQueen1]

So unfair of you MNHQ... I was really looking forward to getting stuck in there - the potential was huge!

Excellent deletion message though

What did I miss?

I wish I could remember it all. Pretend Mum had stuck by pretend 13 year old Graham through police, court cases, expulsions and a whole lot more besides, but then the poor lad got a snake tattoo on his face, with the snake going into his ear. Mum wanted to get rid of it by laser and needed advice.

My advice was to encourage him to pursue a career snake charming. The possibilities were endless... under-age tattooing, bad parenting, awful children - not to mention the choice of names of course.

I guess this will be deleted soon...

Who on earth?

Celia was Graham's sister. We didn't have time to hear where she fitted into things. I reckon she must have been a pole dancer.

I seriously doubt there has ever been a pole dancer named Celia!

Not just a snake tattoo, the dark mark a death eater skull with snake from Harry Potter.

There was another wierd Harry Potter troll a while ago, probably kids...

I think that's the point haba