Poor poor Harry. He escaped from the cage the night before last. Did the usual put food down in vain hope he would be greedy enough to come and get it.
Didnt take me long though to realise that where we put his cage in the utility room is right near a vent thing for tumble driers, we havent got one yet because we've not long moved in.
Had to explain to DS that he would of gone outside and that he has gone to live with the rats because they are bigger and will look after him.
Yesterday evening DS wanted me to help look round the garden to see if we could see him.
Well I did see him.
Luckily DS didnt.

Dont know what made me look down the drain but there he was.

However...
Would I be unreasonable to kill my DH because he used my bacon tongs to reomve his remains from the drain so we could bury him?