Everything that is wrong with occasion wear is exemplified by

[Coderooo]

Carol on BBC weather. Boleros fascinators fuss

do you say cloakroom for downstairs loo

my mum says POUFFAY for foot stool

i say janitor
what is alternative

lol at pouffay
my neighbour says that
I thought he was only one

callimhg MUm Mummy means you are posh. My friend does that (when she's not swimming in her heated pool)

grrr

cloakromm is so naff
it's the loo or toilet here

caretaker

janitor is American in my book

like Hong Kong Phhoey

yes 'hang your cloaks in the downstairs loo and be done with it'

I say mum when talking about her but mummy still comes out when i am speaking to her

HA HA you are sooo busted

ah I grew up in canada
thats where all my talks from