I have been to Paris with my GBF and can confirm that BonsoirAnna is right about EVERYTHING

[morningpaper]

The women - gasp - they are all so chic and beautiful.

They just wear gray dresses with tiny belts and high heels and are all thin and smoking. Their hair is ALL PERFECT.

And the MEN!!!!

dearie me

GBF practically had to be physically restrained, particularly after an unexpected burst of rain when suddenly we appeared to be surrounded by a city of Colin Firths just emerging from the lake.

Honestly, Parisiens look like they are about to have sex ANY MINUTE and this talking-in-cafes is just really an interuption in their constant lives which are full of serious shagging.

Occasionally we would see an ugly person but they would be british tourists.

The only consolation was that there wasn't much laughing. British people ARE funny.

So my conclusion is that BonsoirAnna is probably right about everything.

I felt like a Cornish pasty with earrings.

that's because it's full of Europeans (often called Euro trash on mn )

I'm thinking about it, it's just I hve a grey dress and maybe I need to get a little belt, stroll around Paris and feel French and get all fired up for non-stop sex etc

would make a change

I don't see it in South Kensington somehow.

I'm sure Anna doesn't look like Audrey Hepburn though, isn't she blonde?

No idea, that's just who comes to mind All chic buns and polo necks! I think she owes it to us to post a picture...

Oh yes Lonond has definitely gone down hill. I agree with what Noel Gallagher said in the NME when he anounced he was moving out of London back up North.

"...said that the capital had lost its "spark" for him, so he was looking to head home."

Lonond = London

noel gallagher needs to accept that he is entering gimmerhood and his hair is just silly.

she probably looks stunning rockbird. Dredging through the bog of my mind, I remember her posting she had yellow cords, was thinking of buying some silver wellies once and for some reason I have her down as blonde. How it all pulls together or if I even rmeembered it right I have no idea.

I thought that Noel was "living in a house, a very big house in the country?"

Anna is blond and doesn't wear polo necks!

zzzzen that makes her sound like a cbeebies character

franca - that was blur, noel will now hunt you down adn kill you!

{grin] Bariatric!!!!

you know how just odd bits stick in your memeory?

So London has lost its spark. Shouldn't he be heading off to Paris then?

I know it was Blur, wasn't the song referring to Noel just to spite him?

And why is it as soon as you want Anna, she disappears?

oh sorry!

I can't help posting foux dufafa now

no worries bariatric!!!

'noel gallagher needs to accept that he is entering gimmerhood and his hair is just silly.' LOLOL BO

Do people in Paris have public shagging rooms then For all the impromptu sex. Similar to British bus stops - where we do our impromptu thing, queuing and moaning about the weather?

PMSL franca

at foux du fafa

Yes, it's fab (foux du fafa) I think it's spot on

LOL at the Conchords Brilliant!